Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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DeafEarlier today we were showing the football in the pub.
Just before kick off a chap says "Can you turn it up. I can't hear it."
"They're having a minutes silence"
Sometimes I wonder how some people stay alive.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 3 Dec 2016, 15:51,
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If they were having a minutes silence doesn't it mean that someone didn't stay alive?(, Sat 3 Dec 2016, 17:08, closed)
I think it's most likely the best part of a plane full of people didn't stay alive.(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 3 Dec 2016, 20:33,
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