It used to be
that if a growing boy wanted to see norks he had to find an old jizz mag somewhere, most likely one found under a bush in a park or something similar, and wank to weather-beaten photos that might well have someone's muck on them besides. (Or worse.)

Now a quick Google image search will turn up anything that your Rule 34 twisted little minds can imagine, and the only muck you have to worry about coming into contact with is that of whoever else uses that computer. (Protip- don't use your parents' computer. Just don't.)

EDIT: in case I wasn't clear enough, don't make your parents' keyboards sticky, and also don't send them to their graves with the images of what you've been Googling for when they happen to look at the History, you grotty little sex pests.
( Wanderer, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:49, 3 replies)

But, it was better having only hedge porn.
The sheer excitement of getting your hands on it has to be better than having porn on demand.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:00, closed)

I have to admit, to this day, the old ticker misses a beat if I see a mag in a hedge.

I'M 53 YOU KNOW! DID I MENTION I'M 53?
(Docofair, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:12, closed)

Incognito mode for the win

(Mr_Lew, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:44, closed)