Stick to the east coast of Scotland
Far fewer midges and similar nasty biting bugs than the west coast.

We used to holiday on the west coast when I was small, and I too have suffered the scrotal midge bite in the past. How they got in there I've no idea, as I was always in the habit of wearing Y-fronts at that time and didn't tend to go about with my tackle hanging out.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:33, 1 reply)

Love how you can identify the part of Scotland
from the insect bites. Yes, it was Western Scotland. The insects must love them some scrotum.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:53, closed)

I don't mind a bit myself.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:45, closed)

well known for those of us living here
Sadly the east coast isn't as nice to look at!

Borders are mainly ok though and if you prefer a city break central belt and Edinburgh/north berwick etc will all see you right.

don't go up to Fort William et al between june and october though. They hunt in packs round there.
(fivetide, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 13:10, closed)