the 1970's were a wonderful enchanting time for me
that was my childhood decade. As soon as we got into the 1980's my wide-eyed childhood innocence had gone, spoiled forever with a decade's worth of strikes, umemployment, greed, hairspray and lamborghini shoulder pads. The 1970's should be a time I can look back with fond memories of "It's A Knockout", "Seaside Special" and "Jim'll Fix It". "Top of The Pops" with Dave Lee Travis, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King and the Jackson Five.

Is it a decade I can now look back on with fond memories?? Is it fuck!! - all my memories are spoiled, tainted, defiled forever.

I would have still been able to look back with great fondness of the 1970's if it hadn't have been for those pesky kids keeping all that fiddling a secret. They all knew it was wrong but did they stop a bobby in the street and tell them what was going on, like all the public service adverts on telly told them too? Did they fuck, they just let it go on and on and on and on in secret. Don't tell me they didn't see all those "Charlie Says" on the telly - they were on every 5 minutes. But no, they all kept it to themselves for 40 years on purpose just to spoil my notstalgia. Well I hope all their teeth fell out from all the sweets they accepted from all those popstars in cars, the selfish fuckers!
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 16:44, 6 replies)

Admit it!
You're just upset because you were never nonced-up by Saville, Harris or the others.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 18:26, closed)

no I'm not
Sally James or Kate Bush on the other hand.... But there's no way I could have kept that secret to myself for more than a minute.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 7:19, closed)

Gentlemen, that reminds me......
...that I had my first wank after an hour or so of staring at Sally James' t-shirt covered tits one Saturday morning.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:25, closed)

So, your story is that you were an exeptionally unattractive child?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:20, closed)

So, are you saying it's was the childs fault for being so damn sexy?

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:11, closed)

I'm saying that if God hadn't wanted all them cherubs to be abused he could have sent Michael Jackson to the other place.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:00, closed)