
Willenium tugs our sleeve and says: Tell us why the past was a bit shit. You may wish to use witty anecdotes reflecting your own personal experience.
( , Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:06)
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Maybe he's finally drowned himself in his 44,000 litre saltwater pool that he bought with his dead mum's money.
( , Fri 30 Aug 2013, 19:28, 10 replies)

Then he starts weeping and stuffing his face with noodles while his wife and daughter get tag fucked by drongoes.
( , Fri 30 Aug 2013, 19:47, closed)

I'm sorry to say matey - I haven't given you a second thought.
( , Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:01, closed)

flame retardant.
( , Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:07, closed)

disproving your own post by replying to him right here.
Attention-seeking prick of the highest order, you really are.
( , Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:08, closed)

( , Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:49, closed)

Not that you're forgettable or anything.
Which one are you now?
( , Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:29, closed)
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