I know the kind of thing you like by now
It's a tried and tested formula, in a minute localboy will show up and oh-so-wittily post something like "Will a PWEI CD fit up a ropey bird's fetid mimsy?"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:41, 1 reply)

You'd probably have to fold it in half first.
CDs are tough bastards though, slamming them in a car door just about does the job.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:53, closed)

What are you, like, twelve or something? I can snap a CD in one hand.
Try using the one you wank with, next time.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:29, closed)

Dunno about you, but the motion I use for wanking is nothing whatsoever like the action required to snap something in half.
Perhaps you've felt the need to break many over the years so have built up strength in those muscles.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:35, closed)

What, you expect us to believe that you NEVER Lobster-wank?
Never?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:47, closed)

Yellow Pages does the job, plus absorbent so more practical.
Also don't want to risk lacerating my old fella on sharp plastic edges.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:00, closed)

Once or twice, like when I was trying to copy a CD urgently and it failed 97% of the way through the burn
It's really not that difficult. You squeeze, they fold.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:55, closed)