Watching the last Ashes Test when my daughter wanders into the room.
"Who are we playng."

"Australians" I reply.

"Oh. We always beat them."
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 7:56, 19 replies)

There was a time that that wasn't true.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:07, closed)

you really are a fucking moron

(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:59, closed)

Umm.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes#1989_to_2003

I guess the past really is shit for the poms.
Since Australia has overall won more than lost -
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes#Summary_of_results_and_statistics

Maybe I am a fucking moron but at least I'm an Australian fucking moron...
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:32, closed)

There's no place for xenophobia on here, Ringo.
You, of all people, should know that.

Antisemitism usually goes down well, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:44, closed)

Unlike Antisummitism, which goes up badly.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:49, closed)

^ this deserves some appreciation.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:49, closed)

It's no Dino-SARS.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:45, closed)

Dino-SARS!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:58, closed)

hahahahaha good one, monster

(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:00, closed)

that was the joke, you fucking retard

(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:52, closed)

Fat mess.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:03, closed)

Naturalised
Or as I like to say, neutralised.

Australian Citizen since 1982 & going strong.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:30, closed)

WHOOOOSH!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:36, closed)

(McChinaman banned, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:26, closed)

Is this you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdF7VgZNdG4
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:44, closed)

Peter Ustinov went a bit weird, in his twilight years.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:35, closed)

You totally don't get it do you?
AWESOME!!!!!
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:44, closed)

Shit.
Anyone would think you poms took losing the Ashes seriously.
Or something.

It's not like you're 52 Not Out or anything is it?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:25, closed)

you thick cunt

(alright alright, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:30, closed)