Hirsute Porn.
70s bush was pretty impenetrable. You weren't seeing quite so much as you thought you were getting to see when the sparkly pants came off.
80s muff was at least well tended and edged like an ornate lawn, and maybe strimmed to a certain length.
90s quim was minimally adorned with a "mufftache", a Brazilian or an inverted goatee.
00s gash was bald as a coot and laminated, as though for hygeine, funnily enough at a time where hospitals stopped shaving cooches for child birth as pubes weren't considered as dirty a health risk as before.

These days, hirsute Afro-twat is back.....but lurking in the 'fetish' section of the top shelf mags. Whenceforth the subtle hint? The gentle tease?

It's Bald Or Yeti these days and nothing in between.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:42, 10 replies)

Mine is trimmed into gangsta stripes with a long waxed moustache above the root of my cock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:48, closed)

Must look like a cross between
Will.I.Am and Cyrano De Bergerac?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:04, closed)

EXACTLY.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:21, closed)

True, and I'm sure that bongo bushes have died out by now.
As an adult obviously one doesn't entertain them anyway, but remember the joy of finding grot, or the disappointment at it being a TV quick or an argos catalogue?

Maybe if Cameron gets his way teenagers will find unfiltered Internet in bushes.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:42, closed)

bongo bushes?
you've never seen a real woman naked, have you? your mum doesn't count.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 6:58, closed)

do you?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:37, closed)

Mine looks like a palm tree.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:52, closed)

Mine looks like Hitler spitting out an unchewed Toblerone

(McChinaman banned, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 0:10, closed)

Mine looks like a vision of armageddon.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 0:18, closed)

Are you calling me a pussy?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:17, closed)

Mine looks just like a cock
Only smaller.
(Eukanuba, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:49, closed)

Mine looks like that thing from 'Dune'.
That's right, Baron Harkonnen.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:32, closed)