
Willenium tugs our sleeve and says: Tell us why the past was a bit shit. You may wish to use witty anecdotes reflecting your own personal experience.
( , Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:06)
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70s bush was pretty impenetrable. You weren't seeing quite so much as you thought you were getting to see when the sparkly pants came off.
80s muff was at least well tended and edged like an ornate lawn, and maybe strimmed to a certain length.
90s quim was minimally adorned with a "mufftache", a Brazilian or an inverted goatee.
00s gash was bald as a coot and laminated, as though for hygeine, funnily enough at a time where hospitals stopped shaving cooches for child birth as pubes weren't considered as dirty a health risk as before.
These days, hirsute Afro-twat is back.....but lurking in the 'fetish' section of the top shelf mags. Whenceforth the subtle hint? The gentle tease?
It's Bald Or Yeti these days and nothing in between.
( , Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:42, 10 replies)

( , Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:48, closed)

As an adult obviously one doesn't entertain them anyway, but remember the joy of finding grot, or the disappointment at it being a TV quick or an argos catalogue?
Maybe if Cameron gets his way teenagers will find unfiltered Internet in bushes.
( , Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:42, closed)

you've never seen a real woman naked, have you? your mum doesn't count.
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 6:58, closed)

That's right, Baron Harkonnen.
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:32, closed)
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