Oh, so many stories....
Gigs are always a good one. Especially when it's the boyfriend up on stage - I'll be stood right at the front almost touching him, he'll be playing deep, rumbling bass lines that vibrate all up my legs and I can literally smell the pheromones coming off him. Guitars are so phallic anyway... think about it - to a girl (or to me at least) it looks like you're stood there holding your wang. And basses have longer necks... *drools*

Next story! Bit odder, this one. To briefly explain - the boyfriend drives a Morris Minor van. 1969. Bright blue. Lovely. Now, when he's driving at a good speed (relatively speaking) I'm fine, but if he slows it down and crawls along, it vibrates like fuck. We found this out a while back at one of the shows he'd entered it in - for those not in the know, vintage vehicle rallies comprise of a bunch of nutters staying in a big field for a weekend, lots of stalls and stuff, and a ring in the middle where you drive around and show off to the paying public. In the ring you have to drive around VERY SLOWLY - as in, walking pace. At that sort of speed he has to keep fiddling with the clutch, choke etc. in order to keep it going, with the result that it runs a bit "lumpy" - so naturally it vibrates at different speeds and levels of intensity. Nearly had an unfortunate moment last summer when I came so close to orgasm right in the middle of the arena with hundreds of people watching... still, at least I could blame my flushed appearance on the hot weather :) now I've learnt to sit with my feet jammed right at the end of the footwell so I'n not actually touching the seat!

Finally (for now at least), I had my legs waxed professionally for the first and only time about five years ago, before I went on holiday to New Zealand for a month. The hot wax, the short, sharp shock of having it pulled off, the nice (fairly attractive - don't normally like beauty salon types) woman stroking my legs as she smoothed the strips down... all resulted in me having visibly erect nipples when I got up off the table thing, and had a bright red face when I paid. Been too embarrassed to go back since!

Think I'd better go and have a cold shower now.
(apologies for length, but I just like it that way)
( useful_idiot, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:43, Reply)