Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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In a meeting with an estate agentI had to meet an estate agent at an empty building, and when they turned up i was face to face with an incredibly fit woman. Walking round, I noticed that a: she appeared to be going commando (I had to follow her up the stairs) and b: she was obsessed with sex. On the top floor she exclaimed that 'it's a good room, but you'd be seen shagging by the neighbours', the kitchen 'that worktop looks like it would take some damage', the bathroom 'you'd get 2 friendly people in that bath' I walked around with a raging hard on for half an hour, severely tempted to jump on her and shag her brains out.
Another time going home on the train, some woman sat next to me, fell asleep and leaned on my shoulder, and that gave me the raging horn as well.
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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:54,
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