Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Lady DentistsI needed to have a filling replaced. I got an temporary one put in by the Dental hospital in Edinburgh, and the most goregeous brunette ever did the work. Damn, she fine! But I didn't get boobies pressed into my face. But I needed it done properly.
Since there are no NHS dentists about anymore, I had to go private. (I am very skint, so I wasn't happy about this). Still, the dentist was wearing a tight shirt, tight labcoat, spectacles, blonde hair and she was a newly qualified dentist; in short, a honey. And she did shove her boobies into the side of my face whilst doing the dental work. So I didn't mind that it seemed to take me 2 appointments to get one sodding filling done, at about £50 a pop.
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drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:31,
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