Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Squeegee cleavageBack when I worked as a gas jockey, I had a love/hate relationship with summer weather. So many times I'd find myself staring madly into a woman's cleavage while washing the car windows. I was caught doing it twice, but that turned out to be a good thing - the first lady made it a point to fuel up on my shift and started wearing progressively lower cut shirts, and the second ended up on a date with me.
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Hosehead, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 15:31,
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