Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Visit to GU clinicHaving slept with a very dodgy bird - i had to visit the GU Clinic with drippy dick. Dealt with by a young female doctor who looked like a young Carol Vordeman (forgive me god). Erotic thoughts engulfed me for a fleeting moment right up until the point when she shoved an upside down coctail umbrella into my japs eye.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 15:59, Reply)
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