Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Picture this......Waking up late because you got stoned the night before, rushing round getting ready for work (for which you know you'll be late); speed walking, still half alseep, to the bus stop; getting on the crowded bus and slumping into your seat, listening to your walkman (as it was back in the day); thinking about the shitty day ahead - and you're already knackered...
...And then for some unknown reason, all of a sudden, IT STRIKES!
DELAYED MORNING WOOD!!!!!
WTF!
AND I HAVE TO GET OFF AT THE NEXT STOP!!!!
GO AWAY!!!...
...
...
ITS NOT GOING AWAY!!!!
PANIC..
PANIC..
MAGGY THATCHER..
MAGGY THATCHER..
MAGGY THATCHER..
...
BERNARD MANNING...
NAKED...
WITH DIAHOREAH...
...
ITS NOT WORKING!!!!
*bus stopping*
GULP...
*strategically places arm in "straight down" position*
*shuffles off bus looking like some weird hunchback with a hard-on!*
its not funny at the time i can tell ya!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 16:11, Reply)
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