Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Having accidentally got myself involved in someone else's fightoutside Tramps in Worcester, at the young and stupid age of 20, a bouncer thought it might be a jolly good wheeze to twat me around the chops.
With blood pouring from my now gaping lip, the two friends I was with decided maybe I should go to casualty, via the kebab house.
I found it very difficult to ask the nurse for her phone number as she was stitching me up, but I kept trying. She was bloody lovely. Or maybe I was just pissed.
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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 17:01,
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