Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Dentists and DocsIts getting more and more upsetting reading the fit doctor/dentist stories as all mine are male!! (i am a bloke btw). Bugger shit mcbuggery
Even the one time and only time i've had a massage on hols (a proper one before any of you start) i got the bloke and my mates got the girls- arsemunkeynuts.
Anyway- im a trainee lawyer and i once found myself talking to a barrister about a case and she had quite frankly the sexiest most horn inducing voice EVER!! It could hold up a bridge it was that hard. So there i was, middle of the day, in my office, chatting bout Causation/accient sites/broken arms etc with a lob on. I then made the FATAL error of looking up her picture on her Chambers website and shes just f.i.t all over!!
She now gets lots of case related fone calls and i get to meet her in few weeks- YEAY!!
(And no she doesnt look like Rose from Keeping Up Appearances- but thank god i'm not the only one who went through that phase!)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 17:09, Reply)
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