Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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13 stitches later
when i was 18 i got into a fight/got my face kicked in, lots of blood everywhere - all coming from my face, so at the hospital the nurses (i have always had a thing for them anyway)decide to check me over(all-over)for injuries... so trousers down, shirt off and 2 nurses check me over. obviously cue near-instant semi and one of the nurses informing me that "everything must be in working order"... bearing in mind they have yet to stitch me up, anyway i got taken away to be stitched up and for some reason i found the older(in her 30's/40's) nurse stitching up my face weirdly erotic... never got over the embarrassment of said nurses waving goodbye to me smiling/giggling
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 17:38, Reply)
when i was 18 i got into a fight/got my face kicked in, lots of blood everywhere - all coming from my face, so at the hospital the nurses (i have always had a thing for them anyway)decide to check me over(all-over)for injuries... so trousers down, shirt off and 2 nurses check me over. obviously cue near-instant semi and one of the nurses informing me that "everything must be in working order"... bearing in mind they have yet to stitch me up, anyway i got taken away to be stitched up and for some reason i found the older(in her 30's/40's) nurse stitching up my face weirdly erotic... never got over the embarrassment of said nurses waving goodbye to me smiling/giggling
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 17:38, Reply)
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