Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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A couple of them...
As a very reluctant church goer, i usually spend my time thinking of more interesting things than fairy-tales. As the service demands much standing up, I find myself in a position with much awkward positioning of the mass book. Not that I find Jesus arousing or anything...
Also, i think all teenage males have experienced the panic when it gets close to the end of a lesson and it just won't go down!
VFM
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 18:46, Reply)
As a very reluctant church goer, i usually spend my time thinking of more interesting things than fairy-tales. As the service demands much standing up, I find myself in a position with much awkward positioning of the mass book. Not that I find Jesus arousing or anything...
Also, i think all teenage males have experienced the panic when it gets close to the end of a lesson and it just won't go down!
VFM
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 18:46, Reply)
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