Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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When at work...There is this girl who works in the hairdressers to the left of the office who walks right infront of our window to go to the paki shop on the right hand side. All summer she wears essentially what i can only decribe as porno-school-uniform type clothing. I cannot help but perv. Anyway, her fella got her up the duff and she got more and more pergnant (if you know what i mean) One day she come into the office cos shes got a car and wants to insure it (did I mention we are insurance brokers) Gave her a quote and when she got up she gave a sorta "ooooffff-ahhhhhh" sound as she got up due to weight of now 7 month belly. Is it so wrong to get a bona-fide bonner that wont go down for 15 mins?
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currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 19:13,
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