Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Maggie's MingeI was working as a lifeguard at the local swimming pool. All day the gits I worked with had been winding me up about it being "nudey night" - the hiring of the pool by local naturists. At least I thought they were winding me up.
After we'd shut to the public, and the disabled group (the self-named "Sealions" - a great name for a 'tard swimming club, no?) were back licking the windows of their bus, hoardes of pensioners turn up. Ah. Senior citizens gala, I tried to fool myself...
Next thing I knew, the place was swarming with naked old people. Dozens and dozens of the wrinkly buggers. Think Margaret Thatcher on a cold day. Problem was, that horrific sight was enough to get this 16 year olds hormones pumping.
Cue two hours spent hand-in-shorts-pocket, desperately trying to conceal a raging boner against the inside of my thigh.
I didn't get off on the spastics though.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:30, Reply)
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