Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Language barriers...I was working for a university college in Birmingham at about 16 or so (my mum was head of psychology and she'd blagged the dean to give me an office junior type role in her department.). Anyway, so, there I am in my nice little office when the not-so-great-at-english Cantonese psychology lecturer walked in, shut the door behind her and uttered these words...
"Now it's time for us to be naughty..."
I looked at her, ever so slightly scared, but oh so mightily aroused (she was hot, ok!) and, well... she might not have been so great at English, but she was damn good at picking up on body language...
"No, No you silly boy! We must fake these questionnairres..."
Her and my mum had a good old laugh about it... I had a good few wet* nights in the coming months, thinking of what could have been...
I quit my job. I was hideously embarassed. My mother was very disappointed.
*In the good way. If there can be a good way.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 5:13, Reply)
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