Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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At The DentistI had to go to a dental surgery a while back when I lived down south, and ended up with quite a bit of repair work being needed as being a wimp, had left things a bit too long in the first place.
Being one of the last NHS dentist patients in the UK meant that you usually ended up with the new or probabtionary dentist, who tended to stay 6 months then move on, so when I was told that they had a new dentist in, it was no surprise.
Thing was this particular young lady was rather attractive.
Stunningly attractive.
The sort of attractive depicted in carry on films by geezers cycling into hedges etc.
You get the picture.
She had me booked in for some serious root canal work.
Those into BDSM would have appreciated the combination of young lady, breasts brushing the top of your head, and some serious machining being inflicted in your gob.
I found it rather confusing with both sides of the argument being fought in my head
Breasts won
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 9:38, Reply)
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