Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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dammit...when i was working in a pub a few years ago,
they used to have a policy of employing a large amount of women in glass collecting/usual bar work shiz.
trouble is im a large bloke (not fat im 6 foot 5 with spiky hair) and it always seemed as if whenever i took a load of glasses back to be cleaned girls would be forever brushing past me ass first, or pushing me out of the way, grabbing my arse.
needless to say wearing a nice pair of fitted trousers and trying to hide my man snake didnt really work.
(*untill i shagged a couple of them in the glass collecting area SCORE!!!!)
im a diry bastard
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 9:45, Reply)
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