Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Physics boner...So I’m in a Year (?) physics lesson at school and we've all moved our stools into the middle of the room whilst the teacher demonstrates an experiment. He's trying to explain moments and work = force x distance stuff. To further illustrate the point he asks for a volunteer to push the classroom door at various distances from the hinge.
Now no-one volunteers, and I certainly didn't because for some unknown reason (I put it down to puberty) I’m sitting there trying to cover the most inappropriate boner I’ve ever had. This leaves the teacher to "pick on someone" as he puts it... I’ve never felt so damn nervous in my life as he scans the classroom. Fortunately I was safe as he picked on a fellow classmate instead.
12 years on and I’m half way through a PhD in Physics, though it still doesn’t have the same effect as it seemed to back then!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 11:02, Reply)
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