Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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whilst being strapped in my plane seat
a stunningly attractive stewardess leaning over me to put someones luggage into the overhead compartment and struggling to get the bag stowed away, i was forced to sit there whilst she bashed her heaving bosom against my head (repeatedly) and she was concentrating on her task whilst i was really enjoying the facial massage, only inappropriate as i was with my fiancee who is terrified on flying and was clutching my hand whilst covering her eyes with the other, spent most of the trip just staring at the stewardess and dreaming....
( , Fri 3 Feb 2006, 15:52, Reply)
a stunningly attractive stewardess leaning over me to put someones luggage into the overhead compartment and struggling to get the bag stowed away, i was forced to sit there whilst she bashed her heaving bosom against my head (repeatedly) and she was concentrating on her task whilst i was really enjoying the facial massage, only inappropriate as i was with my fiancee who is terrified on flying and was clutching my hand whilst covering her eyes with the other, spent most of the trip just staring at the stewardess and dreaming....
( , Fri 3 Feb 2006, 15:52, Reply)
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