Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Oh where to start...I worked in a library as a teenager and it was the best job ever. The smell of books had always made me feel wibbly anyway; then one of the teenage lads who worked there discovered I also had a penchant for big words. Not as in three foot high big, but words such as concupiscence.
*shudders* GOOD word. Anyhoo...
He used to take me to the research area and read books to me whilst stroking the back of my neck (another turn-on). I was practically drooling on the table. Mmmmm happy times.
Consequently I find it hard to go into a library without instant nipple stiffness and moistening of...um...a secret girl's place.
Hoorah for books. Goddamn I love reading.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:38, Reply)
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