Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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stupid sexy chileanBy far not smart enough to be an optician but smart enough to read a pamplet on how to sell krap. We'll call her Claudia. She has always been partial towards me and given me the eye. from time to time I would even tease her about if the carpet matches the curtains(I think her lack of knowledge of english helps out). We started a dailey ordeal of her coming to my house and smoking swag. After a few weeks of this the brain tended to phase out and her body started speaking to me. The only thing left I could hear was that sexxy, oh so sexy chilean accent. One day I think it was my subconcios but I had to know. Will today be the day. Not much of a bloke to kiss and tell but, she was weqaring a g-string with smiley faces. To this day we still are freinds and she knows what is in the back of my mind when I smile. No apologies for lenght or girth, well she didn't complain anyway
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 3:24, Reply)
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