Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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i like looking at naked menAs a female person, the only time I've ever had a wet dream, that I remember, was a dream that I slept with Prince Andrew. Jesus Christ. (Actually Jesus might have been kind of nice, but Prince fucking Andrew???)
Then there was that time I was sitting in the hairdresser's chair with a massive girl-fat for, er, no reason. I looked like crap and so did my hairdresser. They didn't even do a very good job on my hair.
I once managed to have a wank whilst reading Jane Austen. I think it's because it's light, frothy, relaxing reading and not because I have a fetish for bumbling relationship intrigues.
Finally, I assume I'm not the only person here who choked on their own tongue and whispered "Thank you god" at the bathtub scene in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? Please???
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 15:08, Reply)
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