Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Reading...This list with a warm laptop betwixt my legs. I ain't saying this for the humor factor guys, some of this shit caused an honest-to-god lob-on.
You filthy, filthy fuckers.
Anyway, as a red-blooded heterosexual male, I have no qualms about admitting to getting tingly over:
- Brian Molko in the Pure Morning video.
- Sleeping top and tail with a very attractive male friend
- reading the works of De'Sade.
- Bible Black, see, a few of you snickered, a few more look uncomfortable, the majority give me a bemused look.
- The Song of Songs in RE.
- Holding an airsoft gun to a terrified female companion's head. I know, i'm a baaaaaad person. It was appealing to my attraction to
- That scene in the man with the golden gun
Apologies for length, girth and calibre.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:19, Reply)
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