Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Biggerstaff
Amazongirl! Me too! I was so disappointed that he wasn't in the third or fourth films. Such a sexy accent.
Plus his name (both character and real names) have such potential for innuendo.
Fill me with your Biggerstaff. My, what a Biggerstaff. Oliver's Wood. Etc.
He's good and legal. Hurrah!
I'm a boy, and he's not gay or bi. Bollocks.
( , Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:19, Reply)
Amazongirl! Me too! I was so disappointed that he wasn't in the third or fourth films. Such a sexy accent.
Plus his name (both character and real names) have such potential for innuendo.
Fill me with your Biggerstaff. My, what a Biggerstaff. Oliver's Wood. Etc.
He's good and legal. Hurrah!
I'm a boy, and he's not gay or bi. Bollocks.
( , Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:19, Reply)
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