Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Time TeamThere i am sat there merrily channel chopping through Freeview yesterday and i happen upon Time Team. Now i quite like it anyway so put it on for a bit.
Now, ive never really had the horn through it before but yesterday was differnet.
It was a nice sunny day and in the background you could see the lady archeologists in those skimpy vest tops, loose fitting, no bra, shorts, legs on show, skin glistening with a lil sweat, hair scraped back and ruflled and their bodies tinted with soil from the dig bending over scraping soil. All of a sudden i was aware i was enjoying this a little too much and beofre i knew it was imagining taking one in my arms, making my way to the finds tent, sweeping finds onto the floor (destroying history- meh!!) and ravaging sed image of horniness right there in the middle of a field in hot summer.
MMM. mmm. mmmmmmmmmmm
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 13:27, Reply)
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