Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Not me but my brother.He is currently 7 years old, casting my mind back a couple of years, so he would have been 5, he was watching the tweenies, like little kiddies do, and one of the girl tweenies started dancing around.
The next thing i see is my little brother panicking slightly running into the kitchen whilst pulling his trousers down shouting "mummy help its gone all big and i dont know what to do" !
Bless his little cotton socks, he was nearly in tears because he didn't understand what had happened to his willy!
The funniest part was listening to mum try and explain to a five year old that it's perfectly normal!
So there you are, my little brother used to get stiff over the tweenies!
Edit: Hammond? definately!!
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Lilith, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 17:00,
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