Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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I am going to Hell.I'm in a production of Jesus Christ Superstar right now. The young man who plays Our Lord And Savior is, in one scene, wearing that kind of white diaper loincloth thing that you always see Him wearing when he is about to be crucified.
As one of the priests, I help raise the cross. I can see right up that diaper thing.
Everyone thinks I am keeping my eyes riveted upon the cross to show my evil glee that my nefarious plans to assassinate Jesuchriste have come to fruition.
They are so very, very wrong.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:19, Reply)
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