Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Walking to town
Bizarre combination of:
- looseness of fly on boxers
- looseness/positioning of trousers
- speed of my walking
= essentially wanking myself off with my trousers as I walked into town on saturday night.
Weird
( , Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:12, Reply)
Bizarre combination of:
- looseness of fly on boxers
- looseness/positioning of trousers
- speed of my walking
= essentially wanking myself off with my trousers as I walked into town on saturday night.
Weird
( , Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:12, Reply)
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