Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Animal magic...
A guy I know has a habit of purring and growling, depending on his mood...and very convincingly too, though more like a tiger than a moggy...it's been a while now, but I still associate some very happy memories with certain catlike sounds...as a result I have a tendency to get flustered at catfood adverts on telly...damn purring...and once I went all weak in the knees in a toystore...someone behind me started to play with the toytiger - complete with realistic growl - I had to crouch in the corner there for a while, looking at the stuffed toys, to hide my shaky state.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:59, Reply)
A guy I know has a habit of purring and growling, depending on his mood...and very convincingly too, though more like a tiger than a moggy...it's been a while now, but I still associate some very happy memories with certain catlike sounds...as a result I have a tendency to get flustered at catfood adverts on telly...damn purring...and once I went all weak in the knees in a toystore...someone behind me started to play with the toytiger - complete with realistic growl - I had to crouch in the corner there for a while, looking at the stuffed toys, to hide my shaky state.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:59, Reply)
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