Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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At a 21st party,........I was dancing with this really hot girl. Thinking i might be in with a shout of bedroom gymnastics later, my mind wandered to all the extremely rude and erotic things i would do to her if this circumstance were to arise. Fairly obviously something else rose, just as she came flying back from one of those "i'll twirl you out there and then bring you right back in here" sort of moves. She looked horrified at first as my raging boner dug into her hip. Then she laughed and fucked off. Bitch! Was nearly accidently erotic but ended up being accidently embarrassing as fuck. Doh! No bedroom gymnastics ensued by the way.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:15, Reply)
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