Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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oh mickey you're so fineA few days back Mrs Soapy Norris realised that we have had mice in the kitchen. I got hold of a few mousetraps - the humane ones, I am not an evil man - and lay them around the floor next to the skirting board.
Last night I was awoken by a funny sound and went down to the kitchen, and sure enough there was a mouse stuck inside one of the humane traps. Now, I certainly wasn't about to take it down the park to let it go, it was the middle of the night, but I had to do something without waking the wife. So what was I to do?
I know, I thought, I'll flush it down the toilet. So, I took it into the bathroom, dropped it into the bog and pulled the chain.
The sight of that poor cute little mouse struggling against the raging torrent of the flushing water, looking so vunerable...
nnnnnNNNNNNGH!!
(pop)
(dribble)
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(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 18:00, Reply)
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