Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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It was at work the other day, stacking shelves with candles, when I accidentally knocked a gel candle off the edge. Using my ninja-on-a-hot-tin-roof like speed, I caught it, but in such a way that my index and middle fingers ended up in the gel.
Now, I don't know if you've ever inserted your digits into a warm gel candle, but it feels supprisingly like another damp, warm and soft-yet-firm hole. And of course, the fingers looked the part when I pulled them out, glistening with clear sticky fluid.
I wonder what sort of a wank you could get using one of those things.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:24,
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