Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Passenger in my then boyfriends car...and enduring the drive from Manchester to "darn Sarf". I have this tendency to fall asleep on long car journeys and vaguely remember having a naughty dream concerning me and Christina Ricci.
I woke up as my boyfriend pulled into the services, stretched and discovered that while I had been dreaming of indulging in fun times with Ms Ricci, the seam of my jeans had been pressing in exactly the right spot between my legs.
All I did was stretch and squeeze my legs together and *pop*; instant lady-orgasm. I had to bite my lip to stop me from moaning out loud.
I have tried to recreate that moment in the car many times but alas, no luck. Oh apart from the one time I was flicking the bean in the back of someone else's car while he and my boyfriend were oblivious in the front.
I likes driving, I do :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 21:30, Reply)
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