I'm addicted...

to getting second bastard place on the qotw all the fucking time.

always a bridesmaid...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:51, 8 replies)

Well, you beat me, you bastard.
And it was my best answer to date, besides. *sob*

Maybe I need to start shitting myself more...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:55, closed)

I blame the wife...

If she had some amusing anecdote about bumlove I wouldn't be moaning here.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:57, closed)

Yeah, kinda hard to top that.
*sigh* Don't feel badly, though- I've never hit the top spot either.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:03, closed)

I've won once...
And that annoys me even more...

The one I won was crap, and has been beaten a hundred times by my other posts that have never won.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:09, closed)

Flakey
You're like the QOTW equivalent of Depeche Mode... except they've never had a number One (not in the UK anyway).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:04, closed)

Ah, but.....
The front page is always a "whitewash" of your stuff ;o)

*giggles behind hand*

EDIT/

Poo, you've just made me think. DG's bestest mate is a woman, so she is going to be his Best Woman when we get hitched. Do you want to be my Bridesman?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:27, closed)

Pah
Fourth place. I mean FOURTH fucking place.

Bah.

Pooflake is the Stirling Moss of QOTW, supremely gifted yet has never won the big prize.

Neither has chickenlady.

*grumbles about justice*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:41, closed)

Number 2
Is very appropriate given your name :)
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 9:41, closed)