Wanking
Compulsively, often up to four/five times a day in some cases. Seriously, all it takes is a mild hangover, and there I am, hunched over a speeding fist for the day.

I should get home more often.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:00, 2 replies)

"all it takes is a mild hangover, "
An orgasm is the best cure for a hangover that I can think of.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:05, closed)

orgasm and a generous helping of bacon
not necessarily at the same time, although it helps
(hipflask, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:26, closed)