My wife threatend to cut my balls off
if I didn't quit smoking.

Being a 30 a day addict I didn't quit. I smoked secretly or at work and invested in a chewing gum supply.

One day she came home early and found me in the garden smoking.

She went back in to the house and returned holding a large knife and a look of pure sadistic evil.

I have never so much as touched a cigarette since.

Length? 10 months smoke free and counting.
( Peej, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, 2 replies)

I see.
If a bloke comes at you with a knife for doing something he doesn't like, you get to break his face.

If it's a woman, you must obey?

I think not.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:19, closed)

Oops
a bloke Kaol
you get to break his face he gets to stab you up good and then violate your corpse in all manner of horrific ways.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 13:21, closed)