Unoriginal, but true
Computers. Specifically one that's connected to the internet and has games. Specifically, mine.

I can hold down a job and/or manage not to fail classes - I'm just not sure how I did it, what with my hands being semipermanently attached to my keyboard and mouse (or just my keyboard, in the case of my laptop - as I'm currently writing this from bed instead of getting some much-needed sleep, as I have to be up in about four hours).

Kind of like that, I suppose.
(Rem Sir, why are you thrashing about on the floor?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:38, Reply)