Salt and Vinegar Strokes.
I don't really like crisps. I am aware of their existance as a snacking option, but would normally bypass them for either a non potato-based savoury alternative or maybe a bit of chocolate. Normally, they just passed me by.

Anyhoo, one day whilst living in student halls I decided to "make my way to Billy Mill roundabout". To "groom the wookie". To "take the one eyed snake for a walk". And after that, if I had time, I thought I'd have a wank as well.

Anyway after I coughed my filthy yoghurt, I had an urge for a post masturbationary snack. This being student accomodation, my options were limited to the snack machine in the common room. As I craved a savoury product, the only options available to me were either nuts (instant, painful death) or salt and vinegar crisps by a well known manufacturer advertised by a jug eared ex footballer.

I purchased said crisps and returned to my room, where I fell upon them like a beast. I don't know whether it was due to my post -fwapping glow or a major electrolyte imbalance, but these crisps were the BEST I ever tasted. I finished the bag and lay back with a satisfied sigh. Since then, no episode of self-love is complete without a bag of Mr Walker's salted snacks. Aeven the sight of the packet gives me the horn.

Ahh...and I'm spent.

Length? Shorter if you get salt on it.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:48, 4 replies)

They make those near to my house!
So have a click! And also for the Billy Mill Roundabout, a personal favourite!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:57, closed)

Billy Mill Roundabout
*AOL*
me too!
*/AOL*
(cheesehead, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:53, closed)

*clicked*
For being a model of fetish formation.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:26, closed)