I'm probably not the first one to say this...
Coca Cola.

I can go through 2 litres a day. It's the classic soft drink, years old and yet still on top. No other brand of cola will do. Nothing else has the same clarity. Nothing else leaves the tongue the same way. Nothing else has that real coke taste, the black acid that's pumped into plastic bottles and pumped back out into my digestive system.

I'm not a completely lost cause. I'm still young, my teeth are still okay... there's still time to turn back.

It's just that I don't want to.

Cherry coke in particular. I'm at the dangerous stage where it doesn't have to be cold to taste good. It's the first thing to get rid of morning breath, and it's the last thing to set my mouth for sleep.

I pray that it's not too late... diabetes and tooth decay may be just around the corner...

... but it just tastes so damn good.

Help.
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 21:20, 5 replies)

a woman
I work with drinks about 2 litres a day too.

It can't be good for you or her

edit: are you her?
(Her Ghost zomegle.com, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 22:49, closed)

I am in fact a man.
A lonely man with sugar for a friend.

Honestly I would have thought more b3tards would understand...
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 2:07, closed)

not 2L a day
but definitely at least 1 500ml bottle.

And also, first thing in the morning, to remove all the stuff from my sleep-mouth
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:38, closed)

Around 1ltr a day
but it has to be cherry. None of that diet crap either.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:20, closed)

I used to work in sainsbury's
in the warehouse, and used to drink pepsi all day. Then i left and carried on drinking far too much, then one day i stopped and started drinking water instead and felt a whole lot better about everything.

Caffeine is a drug and is addictive.

*makes a cup of tea*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:50, closed)