Chippies
I love a lot of unhealthy foods it has to be said. Kebabs, KFC, Mcdonalds, Pizza, Pork Cylinders (ok no more Butterfieldisms.)

But none of them compared to my love of a good old fasioned British chippie.
Since a kid I used to love having a sausage supper or a fish supper as an occasional treat.
However I discovered at the age 15 not to mix booze with chippies. Trouble was on most Friday & Saturday nights the temptation was too great. We would drink ourselves silly then realise the local chippie would shut at 11pm (at least I would realise this.)

If it so happened for whatever reason I didn't eat one it was considered a disappointing night.

King Ribs, Fish, Sausages, Haggis, Black Pudding, White Pudding, Mock Chops, Pizza, Pies, Curry Sauce, Gravy Sauce, Sweet & Sour Sauce. They all meant the same grease wonderland to me.

A few years later I realised my habits hadn't changed even although I had a few 'dry' spells.

I had been on the sauce for around 24 hours with a few hours kip of course. Having realised I hadn't eaten much at all I decided to get a snack. Well I presume that's what I thought. Apparently I had 7 single portions of sausages to ease my drunken hunger.

Next morning I was still struggling to breathe.

I could fall into my old ways in a (fast) heartbeat.


It was worth the abuse I got for it as well I might add
(muzzvsworld, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 6:59, 2 replies)

when I first looked at the headline
I thought it said 'cripples'.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:27, closed)

pork tubes
Does '7 single portions of sausages' simply mean '7 sausages'?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, closed)