I'm addicted to being a childish git sometimes...
I really am...

I don't operate like most humans... I can't be sensible (well i can, but not for long)...

I like giving people innapropriate or unrelated nick names that don't mean anything... Such as my mate Tony, I call him (Martell, Boxmitt, Montolio, Partario) well anything but Tony... The taxi driver now thinks he's jewish.

Also i took great pleasure in calling one guy (who was called Mike), I always, always kept calling him Jimmy.... In clubs, bars, shops... every time i saw him. 'Hi Jimmy mate...' 'Alright Jim'...

Also another mate (funnily enough a real Jimmy .ak.a Afro Jimmy, Jimbrilm or SM58*) who was a very (afro-headed) lazy pot-head, also succumbed to my weekly cupboard re-arrangements... Without fail, he would 'gifts' and 'treats' such as shoes, garden ornaments and on once occasion all his food had been replaced with 'magic beans'.

For about a year...

Addiction 2:

If I ever play online games, I LOVE causing bother... Not in an insulting way, but more like trying to convince other guilds that they have an English celebrity in their midst, such as Nicholas Lyndhurst.

On the Kul Tiras server of world of warcraft, i've convinced about six guilds that 'he is just keeping quiet and doesn't like to be disturbed'... I don't know why, but for me that is far more fun than anything else...

Happy Christmas n00bs...




* Google it
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:46, 3 replies)

I was about to go "why bother googling an SM58?"
then I remembered that it looked a bit like an afro on top...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:35, closed)

Heh
I'm assuming he's got the nickname SM58 because he's bloody indestructible. No matter how many times he gets dropped and generally smacked around, he carries on working? :)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:39, closed)

...
or is it cos he's cheap & he sounds dull?
(beer, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:21, closed)