I'm addicted to porn.
It's not a laughing matter. Shoving copies of Slippery Nurses through a hypodermic is harder than you think. Smoking it isn't much better.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:22, 7 replies)

Don't try Anal porn
It's crack
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:27, closed)

*clickage*
Enzyme, your puns are terrible.

But every now and again you post one that's so bad it's good.

Would click Chart Cat's reply too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, closed)

Pun?
Nope - I'm just a not-very-good-at-it addict. Who'd've thought that there was such a skill in it?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, closed)

I have clicked
in spite of myself

you rotter
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:11, closed)

you're doing it wrong.
Take it as a suppository.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:27, closed)

I refer you to Chart Cat's response.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:24, closed)

it's
2-for-1 on lube in Boots at the moment, if that's any help.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:07, closed)