Flat pack furniture
..yes, it's true.

I'm addicted to putting flat-pack furniture together.

When I heard that MFI was closing down I was gutted.

I went to Tesco to get something to cheer me up: my favourite dish.

When I was there I was told that Tesco were looking into buying the troubled retailer.

When I got home I found that rumour to be true.

The chicken I picked up from the frozen section had one leg missing.






[takes off coat from the last time, puts it on and leaves]
(dchurch bah, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:32, 2 replies)

I wanna get it...
But i can't. All I can think of is heather macartney. But that's purely on the missing chicken leg :(
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:15, closed)

It's not very good.

There's always SOMETHING missing from those flat-pack packs.
(dchurch bah, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:54, closed)